Nobel Dreams (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Nobel Dreams, Nobel Dreams,
Prize for your career,
Oh what a drag it is to wait
For a Nobel prize each year

Scaling with the flow,
David told us, 'Hey,
From fields to strings we go,
Gauging all the way.'

Heterotic Dreams
Wake him up each night.
'AdS, at least,' he screams,
'Might give us some insight.'

Nobel Dreams, Nobel Dreams,
Going all the way,
Oh what a drag it is to wait
In Stockholm's lines all day!

--Anonymous