On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

A Program Coming Up at ITP!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Two Martian bugs,
and a Program Starting Now at ITP!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Five af-ter--glows----.
Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Six LIGOs ringing,
Five af-ter--glows----.
Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Marti an bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Seven suns exploding,
Six LIGOs ringing,
Five af-ter--glows----.
Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Eight Hubbles gawking,
Seven suns exploding,
Six LIGOs ringing,
Five af-ter --glows----.
Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Nine pundits talking,
Eight Hubbles gawking,
Seven suns exploding,
Six LIGOs ringing,
Five af-ter--glows----.
Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Ten blackboards lunching,
Nine pundits talking,
Eight Hubbles gawking, Seven suns exploding,
Six LIGOs ringing,
Five af-ter--glows----.
Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Eleven pulsars pulsing,
Ten blackboards lunching,
Nine pundits talking,
Eight Hubbles gawking, Seven suns exploding,
Six LIGOs ringing,
Five af-ter--glows----.
Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Twelve bursters bursting,
Eleven pulsars pulsing,
Ten blackboards lunching,
Nine pundits talking,
Eight Hubbles gawking, Seven suns exploding,
Six LIGOs ringing,
Five af-ter--glows----.
Four cosmic rays,
Three brown dwarfs,
Two Martian bugs,
and a Program On It All at ITP!

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