On the first week of the program
Friend Philip said to me
All simply RVB
(All sim-pl-ee R-r V B)

On the second week of the program
Friend Douglas said to me
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB

On the third week of the program
Friend David said to me
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB

On the fourth week of the program
Friend Chandra said to me
Four current rings (fo-or current rings)
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB>

On the fifth week of the program
Friend Shou-Zhang said to me
S - O - 5
Four current rings
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB

On the sixth week of the program
Friend Stephen said to me
Stripes fluctuating
S - O - 5
Four current rings
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB>

On the seventh week of the program
Bob Laughlin said to me
T sym-try breaking
Stripes fluctuating
S - O - 5
Four current rings
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB

On the eighth week of the program
Friend Patrick said to me
Slave spinons pairing
T sym-try breaking
Stripes fluctuating
S - O - 5
Four current rings
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB

On the ninth week of the program
Friend Senthil said to me
Visons are gapping
Slave spinons pairing
T sym-try breaking
Stripes fluctuating
S - O - 5
Four current rings
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB

On the tenth week of the program
Kam Moler said to me
Visons escaping
Visons are gapping
Slave spinons pairing
T sym-try breaking
Stripes fluctuating
S - O - 5
Four current rings
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB

At the end of the program
Friend Philip said to me
Big Tent is stretching
Visons escaping
Visons are gapping
Slave spinons pairing
T sym-try breaking
Stripes fluctuating
S - O - 5
Four current rings
It's magnons
Pair in a d-wave
All simply RVB
 
 

--Ilya Gruzberg
Smitha Vishveshwara
Ilya Vekheter
Aditi Mitra
Senthil
Matthew Fisher